Ever heard of Athina Roussel, she is the worlds richest teenager, being 18 and having $2.7billion. She is heiress to the fortune of Geek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis. (yes I know he was Greek as well but it wasn't a typo).

Anyway, what do you buy your boyfriend when you can afford almost anything, a cow of course. You poor people clearly don't realise that the cow is the gift of choice amongst the rich and famous, that's why you are poor. If you started giving away cows you'd find a whole new class of friends with the contacts and influence to make you one of them.

Of course this was no ordinary cow, she is a billionaire after all. Athina paid $155,000 for a prize cow called Esperanca (Hope) at a cattle auction in Sao Paulo on Monday. Fortunately her boyfriend owns a cattle farm because they can make such a mess in your luxury apartment.