Welcome to a forgotten corner of the ancient forest.
Have a guess what this is.
Now those of you who have been reading The Green Man for some time will have gained a fair appreciation of his mindset. In view of this I'll give you a hint. It doesn't vibrate.
Still don't know? Here is another hint: It's use involves a domesticated animal.
Give up? Click on Continue Reading
It is a cow magnet.
While grazing, cows eat everything from grass and dirt to nails, staples and bits of bailing wire (referred to as tramp iron). Tramp iron tends to lodge in the honeycombed walls of the recticulum, threatening the surrounding vital organs and causing irritation and inflammation, known as Hardware Disease. The cow loses her appetite and decreases her milk output (dairy cows), or her ability to gain weight (feeder stock). Cow magnets help prevent this disease by attracting stray metal from the folds and crevices of the rumen and recticulum. One magnet works for the life of the cow!
You can obtain your own cow magnet from The Magnet Source
There are many jewels hidden amongst the leaves in this forgotten part of the ancient forest. Spend some time browsing and you are sure to find some. Click here or continue your search below
or read the most recent entries here.Actually, having gained some understanding of the Green Man's mode of thinking, my first thought was along the sexual lines...but I figured that would be a given and, since you were hailing this as a mystery object, it seemed unlikely that it was actually what would be expected under the circumstances...
...ok, did that make any sense at all? Hmm...
Posted by: Jonathan at November 21, 2003 10:40 AMwell it certaining gave me my dose of cognitive aerobics for the day.
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Thanks
Steven
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