Looking for that perfect Christmas gift for the person in your life who has almost everything. I say "almost" because I am guessing they don't have a straw of frozen bull semen. Today is your lucky day. Pamela McCullough of US Immigration and Customs Enforcement has 5,000 of them she is planning to auction and not just any bull semen either. They are from Beefmaster cattle, a prized breed that mixes Hereford, Shorthorn and Brahman cattle.

They were seized as part of a billion-dollar cocaine smuggling and money laundering network which sets The Green Man a thinking that customers of the network would need to be careful which straws they were sticking up their noses. (For the uneducated, semen is held frozen in straws until required)

So how much would you expect to pay for a straw? Anywhere from $3 to several hundred dollars, depending on the quality of the bull. What an excellent investment. Can't you just see the sparkle in her eyes?