Janet Jackson's little display at the super bowl yesterday has caused a cuffufle in middle America Fancy all those Americans getting a glimpse of a breast. Who knows what long dormant urges it awoke in the couch potatos that had settled in for a predictable dose of football action. Many may not have been able to focus on the second half! (The Green Man will be watching the birth statistics in 9 months for the repercussions)

Naturally there was outrage in the American officialdom, Federal Communications Commission Chairman Michael Powell has ordered an investigation of the incident. This will allow him to see a high-definition version of the action since he was out at the toilet at the time it aired live.

In an interesting comparison all Australian TV channels happily played the footage uncensored and without a warning on their prime time news without a whisper of complaint.

In Athens Mrs. Gianna Angelopoulos - Daskalaki, President Organizing Committee for the Olympic Games Athens 2004, is quoted as saying

America is a world leader in quality sporting entertainment and we are constantly looking for ideas for improving the opening ceremony for the Games. Of course any addition to the opening ceremony would need to be culturally sensitive and in keeping with the traditional nature of the games.

Given that participants in the Olympic Games were traditionally naked The Green Man thinks that it leaves the door pretty wide open.

Anyway, with all this worldwide attention on tits it seems an appropriate time to introduce one of the worlds foremost tit websites. www.nice-tits.org is the home of the Royal Tit-Watching Society of Britain, errr that is the bird type of tit. It was founded in 1824, by Lord Roylott of Stoke Moran, Surrey. Lord Roylott was himself a tit man and his writings on the subject caused Charles Darwin to remark that they were "of immense importance in the formation of my theory of natural selection"

By way of demonstration of the fact that members of the Royal Tit-Watching Society possess aesthetic abilities that extend beyond a fine appreciation of avian tits, below is a picture of Roosa Heikkinen of the Finnish Chapter of the Society modeling one of their signature "Nice Tits" t-shirts.