The BBC report "Porn furore vexes Austrian leader"

Oooooooh the Austrian leader, how disappointing, I thought it said the Australian leader. I must stop skimming in the news reader.

Come to think of it, imagining John Howard in a porn scandal, now that is challenging. Give John his due he is about as boringly straight as it is possible to be.

hmmm perhaps a little bit of Clintonesque action with that cute young PA he now has is just what he needs. Might relax him a bit. Not that I am saying he is uptight or anything. Although, the fact that you could crack walnuts with those buttocks does tend to indicate that a bit of relaxation mightn't be such a bad thing.