How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

- Elaine Chao (Secretary of Labor) to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

- Colin Powell (Secretary of State) to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb

- Alphonso Jackson (Secretary of Housing & Urban Development) to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,

- Donald Rumsfeld (Secretary of Defense) to arrange the invasion of a Iran which is rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs

- Vice President Cheney to figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb

- Karen P. Hughes (Senior PR Advisor) to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country (currently an unfilled position).

hmmmm they clearly don't use bayonet mount light bulbs in USA