Karl Kemp, owner of Karl Kemp & Associates, an antiques dealer, at 833 Madison Avenue near 69th Street is suing a homeless man who is camped outside his shop for US$1 million. He claims that it upsets his clients to be confronted with one of the great unwashed when they are preparing to waste large amounts of money on some meaningless bit of old stuff so that they can prove to their friends how wealthy they are.

He says

“It’s nothing against him, I want him to be safe and not to be an obstruction to us.”

Well here is an idea Karl, how about spending the $50,000 you are currently giving your lawyers to sue him on some cheap accomodation he can utilise.

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