Each year at the festival a contest is held amongst the performers to see who can produce the most innovative and entertaining version of a song. This years theme is the Sound Of Music and last night was round one. Anyone who holds the Sound of Music dear to their hearts would do well to avoid these events where the songs of the movie are mutilated in the most hilarious ways.

I will avoid the detail of the bondage version Eidleweise, however here are the new words to Doh-A-Deer.

Doh, a large amount of cash
Ray, a flatish kind of fish
Me, half of a cats word
Far, three quarters of a smell
So, two thirds of a call for help
La, the french word for "the"
Tee, a little stick in golf
Doh, .....

Although the gross out entry must go to a Marlene Deitrich with

"You are seventeen going eighteen, I an 60 going on 70"